A very excited and sexually aroused uptight random guy is attending Microsoft's big reveal of the next generation xbox |
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| Welcome to the unveling of the...Xbox ONE. Your all in one tv central kinect driven machine that will be coming this november. | |
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| What. The. f#*k. Im not waving my arms like a f#*king idiot just to watch tv. XBOX ONE???? did you guys take 359 steps back? | |
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| Xbox is going to be the new home to Ea sports titlesand the halo tv series. Xbox is about to become the next water cooler. | |
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| What you mean a piece of sh#t hardly anyone has, that sits in the corner taking up space? Perfect analogy! Oh my god....i thought you were going to announce Halo 5 way to f#*king shove my dick into a blender and cut my balls off and throw them down a flight of stairs. | |
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| So thats it for our conference. Oh and bt dubz you cant play used games or borrow friends games without paying a fee, lolololol later fggts now suck my microshaft. | |
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| .....f#*k you #ssh#les. You have showed zero f#*king games.,teased my ballsack with halo, and finished off this sh#t sundae witha drm announcement and cod ghosts which no one f#*king cares about.good job. now get that microcock out of my f#*king face before i shove it into a bluray drive and smack you in the ballsack with a playstation move remote before jamming my dick down your throat until you vomit everywhere and die of a semen overdose. f#*k you, just...f#*k you. | |
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