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 | Hello! This is Average, Inc.. Are you interested in flavorless water or food-flavored food? We also sell colored paint in any color as long as it is white. |  |
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 | Wait! Let me sing you a song brought to you by Avereage, Inc.. Row, row, row your average boat gently down our average stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, |  |
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 | ...Life is but an average dream. |  |
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 | I hate you. |  |
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