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First weekend home with the most beautiful girl in the world! by tethticon on 04-18-2013
Daniel stepping off the plan on his long awaited return from being held hostage and tortured in Nam
This is Kate reporting live with Daniel Goldwasser who just returned from an epic battle out in Nam. Daniel what are you gonna do next??
Well Kate im glad you asked! I am going to Astoria to see my girl Dana! I am going to eat up that smile of hers, the smile that helped me through the darkest of times in Viet Nam!
10 yrs away, that first moment
Dana!!! How did you get even more beautiful since the last time I saw you??
Oh baby stop! I have fresh made mimosas here! And wearing my finest dress sponsored by the Target outlets. Got it new just for you!
After a massive life change together
I love that we became cowboys Dana. I kinda look like John C Reily as a cowboy! You have made me the happiest cowboy ever and I could not be more obssessed with you then I am now even though you look like an indian right now.
Oh Daniel, you are soo stupid.
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