| A group of friendly librarians prepares for another day on the Carnegie Library of Pittsburgh's newly-renovated First Floor. |
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 | It sure feels great to help all of these customers here on the First Floor, and by customers I mean ones who pay for goods and services, and by pay, I mean KEEP UP WITH THE EYESTRAIN OF A BAJILLION f#*kING NEON SIGNS EVERYWHERE!!!!#$! | |
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| Would you mind saying that into the microphone so that I can log you into my SHUT THE f#*k UP ALREADY Audible? | |
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| Hey, how come in this daily activity record log report there is no time entry for LOGGING ALL SORTS OF USELESS sh#t!!#! | |
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| I don't know, but I'm sure glad that Crazy Mocha started serving martinis. | |
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| Talk about being glad that Crazy Mocha Is now serving martinis... | |
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| So, I would like to place an ILL on 500 Ways to Redesign Your Home for Maximum Comfort in Case Your House is Ever Overrun by Feral Cats Driving Ferraris... | |
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