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| Bush in the White House. Tax cuts. Comfy office job. Weekends working in the yard. Two-point-five kids. Butters the Boston terrier. And a whole lot of scotch to cover up the Hummer, mortgage, and boat I can't afford. And my lovely lovely trophy of a wife who hides my inner void. | |
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| Oooo. Now he's hot! | |
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