| Luschwitz & Schpratt introduces new internal policies |
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 | I am studying the new company policies. It seems staff can't shake hands anymore because it's considered harrassment. | |
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| Can we still have sex in the photocopy room? | |
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| I'm... assuming not. Wait, what do you mean, 'we'? | |
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| Don't you remember that company party? I guess you were too drunk. | |
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| So that's why I had a condom stuck in my ass when I woke up. | |
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| Actually, I didn't use a condom. But there was a queue for you, one of them must have. | |
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