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 | This just in: we have officially run out of letters to name hurricanes, therefore the President has cancelled ALL further cyclonic atmospheric activity. And now to Wilma McFeely in Florida... | |
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| Thanks, Bob. I'm here in Fort Lauderdale where non-cyclonic winds, rain, and storm surge have destroyed the entire city! Nothing but presidentially-inspired sunshine and high living here! Back to you, Bob! | |
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| Thanks, Wilma. In other news, the President has signed a bill into law which prohibits the written or verbal use of any words with more than three syllables, because he doesn't understand them. | |
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