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 | Dammit Jim! If you don't unleash a torrent of racial slurs, that homicidal maniac will activate the nuclear codes and destroy us all! | |
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| I'm afraid I can't help you. I am a new, tolerant Jim. | |
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| Listen here, you tiny son of a b#tch. Every single man in the army plays a vital role. So don't ever let up. Don't ever think that your job is unimportant. What if every truck driver decided that he didn't like the whine of the shells and turned yellow and jumped headlong into a ditch? That cowardly bastard could say to himself, 'Hell, they won't miss me, just one man in thousands.' What if every man said that? | |
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| No, thank God, Americans don't say that. Every man does his job. Every man is important. The ordnance men are needed to supply the guns, the quartermaster is needed to bring up the food and clothes for us because where we are going there isn't a hell of a lot to steal. Every last damn man in the mess hall, even the one who boils the water to keep us from getting the GI sh#ts, has a job to do. | |
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