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 | Hello Officer, my name is Joe Schlong, thanks for coming so soon... | |
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| First of all, it's Sergeant...Sergeant Smithmier to you. Secondly, I'm not touching that hand, I just saw you come out of the crapper. | |
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| Uhh, I wasn't trying to shake hands...I'm a cripple ya know...like Bob Dole... | |
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| Sure buddy. Whatever you say. Now, what seems to be the problem? | |
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| Well Sergeant, it's about my son Bobby...Bobby Schlong. | |
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| Uhh Huh...go on... | |
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