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"Full Retard" by ninjohn on 02-13-2013
...in Tumon, a Senator visits the scene of the crime and discusses with an Officer..
Senator, what are your thoughts and reactions to that incident that happened at Outrigger?
Well Officer, I believe that if the man didn't have the car and knife, this could've been avoided.
..then the Senator goes full retard...
..is he stupid
So I've decided to ban fully equipped automobiles and knives that is longer than 5" in length.
...and so the Senator proposes the law....everyone leaves...
I propose the bill that bans fully equipped and operational automobiles and knives over the length of 5" to prevent these incidents
May I speak with my secretary...yes, Barbara cancel all my meetings, pack all my stuff. I'm moving back to Korea. This country's whack.
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