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 | But we're making you a Mod. It's kind of a thing. Don't worry, the things we say and do here will be known to no one outside the Dink Touching Room. |  |
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 | Wait, you guys seriously have a room just for touching dinks? |  |
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 | Err, well, it's also for--can we continue? |  |
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 | I bequeath upon you, Mod Ribbons, the power to lock redundant, obscene and/or spam threads, to ban trolls, to settle disputes, to explain the meaning of "IPAMPILASH," and to uphold the spirit of "No Hate, Just Debate." |  |
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 | Nice. How much do we get paid? |  |
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