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Everybody needs a scepter by Lord_Voldemoo on 05-27-2006
...and so, Mr. President, with troop commitments at current levels in Iraq and Afghanistan, we may only have three or four divisions available should an offensive in Iran, Operation Desert Hammer, be required.
Where the f#*k is my scepter?! I clearly ordered a scepter at least two weeks ago. Every great leader in history has had a scepter: that one king in Europe, King Friday, everyone!
The good news is that our airforce and armor outclasses anything Iran can put into action. The M1A1 Abrams clearly outclasses its Iranian equivalent...
If I had my scepter I could hit people in the head with it...TAKE THAT SADDAM! My approval rating would jump at least to 25%. Plus I could stick in my pants and f#*k with Cheney...
...and joint cruise missle and high level bombing strikes should decimate Iran's antiaircraft capabilities...
HOLY sh#t DUDE, is this guy still talking? I am soooooo high! FOCUS! Hey...where's my scepter?
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