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 | Good news. Next year's freshman class will be the most heterogenous in the history of Wittenberg. | |
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| The range of SAT's range from 2400 to 650. GPA's from 4.0 to .83. And best of all our selectivity is better than ever at a mere 25%. | |
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| Good Lord, who were the rejects? | |
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| Kids with last names starting with "G" and higher. Apparently, she admitted students alphabetically and filled all the spots by "F." Not exactly orthodox--but a recipe for diversity. | |
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| Please come to my office immediately. | |
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