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 | I'm such a big Star Wars fan. The BIGGEST. But I hate the new movies and I hate the changes to the old movies. I also hate the movies I love being sold in anything other than a 6-disc hi-def DVD super deluxe box set with loads of commentaries and special lightsaber tutorials. |  |
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 | I always thought there should be more Asians in Star Wars. But then, I guess there's not a planet China or a Japan System or anything like that in the galaxy far, far away. It'd be funny if there was though, huh? "Would you like some Tatooine flied lice?" Ha ha. |  |
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 | I'm from Honolulu. |  |
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 | Those glasses make you look hot. |  |
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 | You're about to receive a massive paper cut, Dork Vader. |  |
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