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"The Black Cat" comic strip by vtennant100 on 11-18-2012
Once i began drinkiing Pluto began to annoy me. I began more violent towards him, my wife, and other animals as time grew. One day, after trying to pet him he scratched me, so I killed him.
Stupid cat! Come here!
Meow! (Pluto running away)
After his death I had an ounce of remorse, so I got another cat... I hated him! The more he followed me, the more I disliked him. So I tried to kill him also. Except I killed my wife instead.
How dare you interrupt me! ISince you love this cat so much I shall kill you along with him.
No! Please!
So now I sit here, awaiting my death to the murders I have committed.
Anything else?
No sir. I am ready.
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