| Two men are talking at the Nighttime Diner. |
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 | Hey have you seen that movie, "I Once was a Big Fat Human?" It changed my life. Ever since I starded eating 15 carrots a day, I was as skinny as a paper clip. It had a person, I think her name was Joan Kayley or somethin' like that. I'm not quite sure though. | |
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| No, but I might need to because I just ordered 20 bacon cheeseburgers, 5 large fries, 10 chocolate milkshakes, and a full tray of hot wings. Oh sorry, I have to go to the bathroom. Bye, it was uh, nice talking to you! | |
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| On the way to the bathroom... |
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| Order number 23? Order number 23? Oh, silly me, there you are! | |
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| Thank you! Uh, *looks at nametag* Joan Kayley. Hey, I think I've heard of you before! | |
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| Helpful advice, it doesn't always work... |
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| Really? you must have watched the movie I Once was a Fat Human! Ever since I went on that diet, I became skinny again! Beware, I wouldn't eat this if I were you. Try to go on a diet like I did. Tip, eat at least 15 carrots a day! Bye, and enjoy your meal! | |
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| I just wasted $498.78.. I wonder if they have carrots on the menu? *Looks at menu* $300 dollars for 15 carrots! NOOOOOOOOOO!!! | |
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