| Our story begins about 3 or 4 years ago... |
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 | If I could have aaaanything in the world, what would it be? Easy. An amaaaaziinnng girl to f#*k the absolute sh#t out of. Hmm. How can I actually GET me one of those? I need to earn a sh#t ton of money.... then I can get a trophy wife, and win life. I'm a nerd, so I'd like to do nerdy things for a living if I could..... OF COURSE! I'll be an engineer! But how the sh#t will I pay for all this. Gotta get some kinda part time job for a little extra cash. | |
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| Thus, our hero Patrick decides to work at a restaurant. I think it's Ruby Tuesdays? Goddamnit I can't remember which restaurant he worked at but whatever. |
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| I'm here to advance my love lif - I mean um, my career. | |
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| *russian voice from the background* Yeah yeah, you're hired. Hop to it, these customers aint gonna serve themselves. | |
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| And thus, a spark of chemistry. WHAT WILL HAPPEN. Tune in tomorrow to find out! |
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| MOTHER OF GOD, SHE'S HOT. Hey sweetheart. You can't run after work by yourself, you'll get raped. I'm your new running partner, no buts. | |
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| Yeah, I like blazblue and stuff! Hahaha! And um... but my boyfriend won't ever let me get raped! Um okay if you insist. Thanks so much! | |
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