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 | Samer can you spare a few moments for our viewers? |  |
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 | Yeah, the TV b#tch is here and I was just ready to tee off, how the hell do they keep finding me? Tell Janice to quit telling everyone my schedule. |  |
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 | So Samer, can you let our viewers know what the inspiration for the UIFL was? |  |
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 | Money. I needed to pay my bookie, I hate work and I love golf. |  |
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 | Oh my, that's awful. |  |
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 | Ha ha, I was just kidding with you. The owners and I wanted to bring the great sport of football to a wider audience. Now if you will excuse me, I have tee time. |  |
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