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Quotations Theater ~ Terceiro by Luminous on 05-24-2006
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. - John Adams
And the evidence leads me to the inevitable conclusion that... the end results of this lesbian wedding will not produce any heirs any time soon!
I'll drink to that! Who wants the pain of child delivery labor anyway?
There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Madeline Stark
The company stock is plummeting... share holders are all deserting us or threatening our well-being... the end is on the horizon!
I remain happy and blissful though - for all the crooked things I did with company funds and stocks are EXACTLY what I believe in with all of my wicked heart and soul!
To win without risk is to triumph without glory. - Pierre Corneille
We played it safe - we cater only to the wealthy and obese' discerning tastes!
And we cater to the unhealthy lowest common denominator!
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