| Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of our passion, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence. - John Adams |
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 | And the evidence leads me to the inevitable conclusion that... the end results of this lesbian wedding will not produce any heirs any time soon! | |
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| I'll drink to that! Who wants the pain of child delivery labor anyway? | |
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| There can be no happiness if the things we believe in are different from the things we do. - Freya Madeline Stark |
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| The company stock is plummeting... share holders are all deserting us or threatening our well-being... the end is on the horizon! | |
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| I remain happy and blissful though - for all the crooked things I did with company funds and stocks are EXACTLY what I believe in with all of my wicked heart and soul! | |
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| To win without risk is to triumph without glory. - Pierre Corneille |
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| We played it safe - we cater only to the wealthy and obese' discerning tastes! | |
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| And we cater to the unhealthy lowest common denominator! | |
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