| Soon into Bruce's jobsearch, he is interviewed by a recruitment agent for the perfect position. |
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 | Hahaha you're so awesome and funny and cute, ay. Wanna go out with me sometime, ay? Ya can start the job, like, on Monday, ay. | |
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| Well, you see, I happen to have the most amazing girlfriend in the world, but *ahem* surrrre...I'll go out with you. So I'll start Monday, then. | |
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| Monday passes, Bruce hasn't heard anything and misses his shift. He goes to confront the recruitment agent. |
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| You stood me up, you b#tch! | |
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| Ya think I'm dumb ay. Ya weren't gonna go out with me, so I, like stood ya up first, ay. | |
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| Bruce has an epiphany (and a random hallucination). |
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| *Sigh* I really just shouldn't be so awesome, and funny and cute. | |
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| Nope | |
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