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 | Jesus, I still can't believe my dog got diagnosed with cancer on the same day my wife left me, just before I found her cheating on me with my neighbors teenage son. It pretty much feels like getting your dick ripped off and forced down your throat. | |
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| It just...hurts...hurts so bad... nobody at work understands why I do drugs and drink all the time. You know what I mean? f#*k work eh buddy? | |
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| Lo siento amigo, solo hablo espanol. Limpio vasos aqui y vivo en pobreza. | |
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| Oh...sh#t...nevermind man...so what part of China are you from? | |
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