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Nathan hires a Hitman to kill Jill (27) by BenW1 on 05-18-2012
Nathan tells Imogen that he was only joking when he said he was going to kill Jill.
I'm only joking!!!! I'm not a murderer!!!!!!
Good!!!! 'cause that's the sickest thing I've heard, even though she's stopping us from getting married!
Behind Imogen's back, Nathan goes to meet a professional hitman to kill Jill.
Hey, look I haven't got long, Imogen's gone to see her friend, Lesley. But I'd like to hire you to kill my wife, Jill Sullivan.
Ok, It'll cost £230. Where does she live?
Nathan tells the Hitman that she's in prison.
She's currently in prison for abusing me, but she'll be released in a month's time.
Ok. I'll kill her a few days after she's released. Let's say 20th May.
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