| Unbeknownst to Bill, John has cancer. |
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 | Hello, John. | |
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| I am a douche bag. | |
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| John is a Nation Spelling Champion, 32 years running. |
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| Do you like clam chowder? | |
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| Llama is spelled with two L's. | |
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| John is a closet alcoholic. |
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| If you f#*k up one more time, you'll be hanging from a windmill. | |
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| My great aunt was a windmill. | |
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