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 | ...and in today's Bizarro News... | |
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| An American tourist was attacked today in Paris by a hostile group of street performers, but successfully fought them off and sustained no serious injuries. | |
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| Local security cameras caught the whole thing on film. Apparantly, he survived this terrible ordeal by going for the juggler. | |
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