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Why Joe Cool Plays Solitaire On Saturday Nights by daBratNSF on 05-18-2006
Joe Cool Gets Wood
It says here in the report that the President was not impressed with Greece, stating "If I wanted to see broken buildings, drink bad water, and sweat, I coulda just walked 2 blocks away in any direction from the White House on any day in July."
Christ almighty, she gives me wood!
Joe Cool's Wood Gets Wood!
Continuing on to Paris, the President complained that, and I quote, "Those Parisites have no class or culture...they dress queer, smell bad, and worship the Eyefull Tower...a building any six year old can disassemble with a RadioShack Powerless Screwdriver."
Christ almighty...she's giving me a wet spot the size of Lake Erie!
Joe Cool's Wood Just Burned
Christ almighty! I just read up on you, old buddy...words like, "ram, bytes, rip, power"...i can't stand it anymore! I'm gonna plug you in like nobody before has...hey...any special attachments you want for tonight, babe?
Please recall me somebody...please?
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