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The President Gets Outted by daBratNSF on 05-17-2006
Press Conference In Washington...
"...so then the next thing I know, the President says, "I've got better uses for this salami then to slice it up for sandwiches...
(*GASP*)
...drop his pants to his ankles and stuffs the whole salami up hi butthole, begging me to sing "Swing Low, Chariot" while I urinate on the constitution!"
Meanwhile, in the Oval Office...
"It's getting a little rough out there, Sir...the press and media have hopped on this like an Ethiopian on a crust of bread!"
""...it was asking him to sing that Negro spiritual that offended him, wasn't it?"
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