Press Conference In Washington... |
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| "...so then the next thing I know, the President says, "I've got better uses for this salami then to slice it up for sandwiches... | |
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| ...drop his pants to his ankles and stuffs the whole salami up hi butthole, begging me to sing "Swing Low, Chariot" while I urinate on the constitution!" | |
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Meanwhile, in the Oval Office... |
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| "It's getting a little rough out there, Sir...the press and media have hopped on this like an Ethiopian on a crust of bread!" | |
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| ""...it was asking him to sing that Negro spiritual that offended him, wasn't it?" | |
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