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 | For just $19.95, you can learn how fiber and water are addictive substances which harm the body. | |
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| So if I feel the need for roughage in my diet, I should eat more marsupial pubes or something? | |
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| Mock me if you want, but I`ll ask you this: What happened the last time you over indulged in fiber-rich food? | |
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| I ended up taking a crap roughly equivalent to my own body mass. | |
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| And then what happened? | |
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| It tried to sell me some book for $19.95. | |
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