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 | I heard you just got married... |  |
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 | Yeah. |  |
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 | Too bad... I wanted to take you back to my place and f#*k you until you walk like a retarded ballet dancer! |  |
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 | Just because I'm married, doesn't mean I can't go back to your place and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! |  |
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 | What just happened? |  |
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 | My wedding ring is armed with a device that works in the similar way a shock collar does if a dog tries to stray too far from the house. |  |
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