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Shock Me! by Ethan on 01-26-2012
I heard you just got married...
Yeah.
Too bad... I wanted to take you back to my place and f#*k you until you walk like a retarded ballet dancer!
Just because I'm married, doesn't mean I can't go back to your place and- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
What just happened?
My wedding ring is armed with a device that works in the similar way a shock collar does if a dog tries to stray too far from the house.
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