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 | Yeah Steve my policy number is M-O-T rar rar rar. Now... the thing is mate, youz have sent me this "congratulations on reaching Ruby status" but me PREM-yum's gone up and me value's gone down. I mean YOUUUU PEEEPPPOLLE! Every year yous c*#ts do this to me. What the hell's going on? | |
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| Good morning you've called AAMI. You're speaking with Sven. How can I help you? | |
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| stick your excess mate. f#*kING STICK IT! Me value's gone DOWN! You couldn't buy my girl for that value anywhere mate. | |
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| I see... well what I can do for you is increase your excess which will bring your premium down | |
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| ehh! CLAIMS!! What the...?! | |
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| I'm just going to transfer you through to claims. They'll be able to help you out. Before you go though, next Wednesday at 2 at Dymocks on Pitt is my book signing. Have you got a copy? It's called "the Meathooks" by Harper Collins. Come on down so I can sign the jacket for you. | |
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