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| Now I know I'm hallucinating. | |
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| Your beauty astounds me. You are truly a flower in the desert. If my poor photosynthetic limbs were able to do so, I would swoon. Verily, you are the love of my life, now that my cactus brethren have rejected me. | |
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| 2 weeks later: Outdoor Survival Special: When Cacti Attack! |
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| ...so then I cut the f#*king thing in half and drank its juices while it writhed and screamed. | |
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| Inspirational! | |
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