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Tom meets the new girl at work by evilsocrates on 12-06-2011
25...26...27....28....29...30.... *Tom doing bicep curls* Arrrh.... phew *breathing heavily* Heyyyyyy there. How's it going? My name's Tom. What's a girl like you doing in a place like this? This is insurance babe. It's the big leagues. I've been hitting hyooo and pumping my guns since the 90s luv. My cross sale is so quick it's like hitting the lightswitch and then being under the covers before the globe goes.
ummm.... yeah. Ok. That's cool
sooooo. Seen any good flicks lately? How about we see one on Friday night.
Well thank you but as I matter of fact I'm getting married.
oh well. hehehe. You know, arrrr, the Tomster may be a super stud but he never likes to cut another guys grass. Who's the lucky guy?
well... her name's Sharon. She's a team leader on level 8.
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