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 | Yes, I'd like to submit a complaint about the inclusion of a jokeshop italian man in the package of this luxurious holiday for one that I ordered. | |
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| Ey..a, ow you-a like-a your-a lob-a-ster-a dere, my feeriend? | |
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| Listen, I'm QUITE sure I would've remembered entirely marring my one chance at holiday related happiness by purposely requesting a filthy god damned greebo to accompany me on my this here holiday. | |
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| Ma.....mmma a-da meee-yaaa, and a-da-da so a-da- forth! | |
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| A week later, back at home... |
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| Look, that point there, that point that you made, it's an entirely irrelevant point. Yes it is, now yes, I assure you. Look, I KNOW spain is also full of greebos, but at least I had some kind of forewarning about them. Please, can you JUST f#*kING CALL THIS f#*kING MOTHERf#*kER HOME, PLEASE! | |
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| Just one cornetto... | |
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