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| Violin lessons, started at the age of 6 months, guarantee a future winner of "American Idol"... | |
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| A balanced, fast food diet of Happy Meals and soft drinks builld strong, healthy "Super-size me" future Pop Stars! | |
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| Full internet access to children under six, puts future "stars" on the fast track to sucess... | |
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