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 | Sir, I am citing you with public drunkeness, lewd behavior, insolence, defacing public property by urinating on Stone Henge and the biggest offence of all - not being British | |
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| Golly Gee, Wally, I can't help where I was born. And, if you think I'm insolate now, just keep talking to me like this... | |
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| I have spoken with the Pope and the leader of the Masonic Lodge. They have agreed to your terms. We just need your assurance that nothing you learn here will be divulged to anyone. | |
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| Okay, so, what do you want me to do with the alien bodies, the ship, and the large, gold encrusted box I found? | |
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| I'm sick of excuses! This project should've been done 3000 years ago! I want it completed in one month or you will be sent to Egypt to build Pyramids! | |
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| One month! You are crazy if you think this can be finished in one month. There aren't enough men around to move this rock. Get me 2 elephants and I can finish in 3 or 4 months. | |
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