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 | Sir, We have report that all McDonalds in America have been bombed! |  |
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 | AWWWW CRAP! Private, are there any more Burger Kings? |  |
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 | Sir...No... We're in serious trouble now. This will surely lead to obese Americans to turn to zombies and rip our bodies and put us over a stove and make us into happy meals!!! |  |
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 | Shut up Private!!! Thats insane! This surely will not happen. I hope... By the way, what did you put in those brownies? This doesn't seem like the right room... |  |
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 | PRIVATE!!! PRIVATE!!! ARE YOU OK? SPEAK TO ME! I CAN'T LOSE ANOTHER TROOPER! |  |
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 | I'm alright sir, they're just ripping my innards apart and making my glutes into a Big Mack! |  |
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