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Our Story by caabasketball22 on 10-17-2011
The Beginning
Hi, I'm Catherine and I want to flirt with you all summer and eventually get into bed with you while I'm drunk even though I don't know you all that well. But I wanted you to like me all summer and you didn't...
Well hi there. I'm Christopher and I'm a gay boy... even though you flirt with me all the time I'm not going to do anything about it until you live 3 and a half hours away.
The Middle
hey babe I am so innocent and am such a good girl. I am alright right and win every fight. I'm the best girlfriend in the world and am never a tease. I would never stroke your c#ck and talk about f#*king you.
hi baby girl. I'm the biggest tease in the world and I love to make you horny. All I do is send you page of dirty texts about f#*king the sh#t out of you. Especially when you are studying for important chemistry tests.
The End
Wow honey I can't believe we are getting married. I always thought you didn't have enough energy for me. You had such enormous doubts when we first started dating that you always said we would only last 6 months.
Well I always wanted to f#*k you and I figured you would finally let me do that on our honeymoon so I figured marriage was the best option. but wait... I go to bed super early so we might not even be able to have sex because I will be sleeping since I have no energy.
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