| A ghost walks into the office of a department store for a job interview. The ghost has been unemployed for a very long time and could really use a break. |
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 | "Hello there. Im' here for the job intervieeeeew." moaned the ghost. | |
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| "Do you have any experience or special skills?" asked the boss. | |
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| The ghost was in desperate need of work. Unfortunately, he was only experienced in one particular area. |
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| The ghost replied, "Well, I'm pretty good at scaring away people." | |
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| "Scaring people, huh?" The boss thought for a moment. | |
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| After careful consideration, the boss came up with a great idea for his ghostly applicant. |
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| "Please, please, please, please, pleeeeease!" the ghost thought to himself. | |
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| The boss suddenly exclaimed, "I know! We will hire you to work in our Returns department!" | |
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