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 | Stan, how does a guy like me wind up in hell? I mean, I've been speaking the word of God my whole life! I even remained celibate! |  |
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 | Well, let's have a look. |  |
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 | Says here you took the Lord's name in vain once, back in 1973, when you hit your head on a shelf. |  |
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 | Freakin' Christ! That's all it takes? |  |
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 | Yep! I'm in here for "stealing" a penny I found on the ground back in 1951. That God fella's a real jerk. |  |
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