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| Stan, how does a guy like me wind up in hell? I mean, I've been speaking the word of God my whole life! I even remained celibate! | |
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| Well, let's have a look. | |
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| Says here you took the Lord's name in vain once, back in 1973, when you hit your head on a shelf. | |
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| Freakin' Christ! That's all it takes? | |
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| Yep! I'm in here for "stealing" a penny I found on the ground back in 1951. That God fella's a real jerk. | |
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