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| Not much...just convinced G.W. to turn off the Iraq oil pipeline...that'll increase profits by another 2 billion! | |
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| Sir, we just discovered a massive oil deposit under Mt. Everest and the natives have exchanged all mineral rights for a truckload of New Orleans Mardi Gras beads... | |
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| Can we get the beads wholesale? | |
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| Exxon-Mobile now controls the worldwide oil market, but do you seriously think they will drill in downtown New York City? | |
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| Who cares...let's finish our drinks and enjoy the nightlife before demolition... | |
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