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| I need to sh#t out a poo. | |
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| Meanwhile, outside a chip shop. |
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| I am wearing a neckerchief. I think it looks rather dashing. | |
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| I own this shirt and two others. One plus two is three. I own three shirts. | |
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| Do you want to buy some pegs? |
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| TOKEN BLACK GUY | |
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| Sometimes when I'm making a poo my Mummy rubs my tummy. This is concerning as I am 47 years old. | |
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