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"The Last Supper" by Pick_a_username on 06-22-2011
At work
Good news! The doctor at Brandenburg Family Medicine told me my finger won't fall off!
Oh, really? I am so relieved to hear that.
Outside the office somewhere
Hello, I'm Nurse Ratchet. Your friend has been misled. Not only will his finger fall off, but the infection will kill him in only a matter of days. I think it's best if you don't let on to him The stress on him would be too great.
Poor bastard! I KNEW something was up! His news was too good to be true.
Late afternoon on a Sunday
I am happy you are attending this church service with me! They are having a potluck meal afterward! Yum! Yum! You know, I'm glad you're my friend. You're so honest and never keep anything from me, even the bad news. Wait, ...are you crying?
No, no, I ... *Sniff* *sniff* must have gotten something in one of my eyes.
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