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Poisic X by Puff_Nasty on 06-01-2011
Channel 7 News
Good Morning America. Today a giant step has been made into the future of transportation. We have been aware for years now that the chemical in oil and gasoline aren't good for the enivoronment. But today, Chrysler, GM, and Ford have all come together to find and alternative energy source to power our cars and vehicles now. It is a plastic like substance that is much more efficient and very much more abundant than any fossil fuel today. For more about this discovery we send you live, to the University of Columbia where the discovery took place. over to you Sarah.
At The Scene
Thanks Tom. I'm standing here with the man in charge with this whole discovery, Edward Stein. Mr. Stein, can you tell us exactly what this operation is all about.
Yes. For years we have been searching for alternative energy sources for our autmomobiles. And we have found the source in this mixed substance we call "Poisic X". Poisic X is substance made up of mostly plastics with some other chemicals that uh, really help a car move and produce better.
At The Scene
Now Mr. Stein, there have been many concerns about "Poisic X", that its plastic chemical breakdown may still damage the ozone layer and poison the environment.
These concerns have aready been thought about with the leading staff of this project. We have tested these cars in several of Americas highly populated nad industrilized cities and there has been no sign of any ozone damage above these citites.
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