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| f#*k your itinerary. | |
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| We'd better get in line if we want to get up and down in time. | |
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| I'm pushing your fat ass off the top when we get there. | |
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| Ooo, it says here the Eiffel tower weighs 7000 tons. | |
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| 7001 just before I shove you off. I hate you, your micromanagement of this trip, and I look forward to your painful and terrifying death. | |
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