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Heidi's Absence #2 by jpietrella on 05-06-2011
At the beginning of the second week, Justin starts to get desperate.
I'm sorry sir, you're going to have to give me a real reason for calling 911
Did the operator not relay to you the fact that I've not seen or touched Heidi's breasts in over a week? What kind of emergency number is this?
After 10 or 11 days of missing Heidi, Justin begins to feel the physical effects of her absence.
Sir, my professional opinion is that you're fine. All of our tests came back negative.
OK - 1. I'd appreciate it if you'd look at me and not face that way like you're looking at an audience. And 2. Your Native American receptionist is a giant.
Day 14 - Justin begins to lose his mental grip on reality.
I'm pretty sure you don't actually exist, but not sure enough that I'm going to turn my back on you.
Meow.
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