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VA Keith and Lucille by lucillenj on 04-21-2011
Keith's wife Lucille and kids moved to Virginia yesterday. Keith was so happy to be with his family. They arrived mid July.
Oh honey, Richmond Golf Course is beautiful. I don't understand why you didn't tell me on the way here that you were bringing me to the golf course. You're being sneaky but I love you very much!
SURPRISE!!! Since this week is your birthday I thought that I would surprise you with golf lessons #2 and #3.
Lucille didn't seem excited. On the contrary, she got quiet and serious.
Baby I'm upset. You never listen to me. When you surprised me with miniature golf I thought I was clear when I said that I was not interested in learning how to play. My hand hurt after the 18th hole and right there I realized that I'm just not a sporty gal but a girly girl. You never listen! Even now, why did you hand me a glass of wine when I'm 17 weeks? Take me home, I'm sad.
hahahaha! Honey, I do listening. I brought you here because the golf course has a spa and I figure that since you're such a great wife, i would show my appreciation by giving you a day to get more beautiful.
Lucille's expression changed quickly and she suddenly jumped up with joy.
HONEY! thank you, thank you, thank you! I'm so sorry. I thought you had forgotten. This is the best birthday gift ever!!! I'm soooo excited! Let's go!!!
Well, we are getting couples massage. I'll hit some golf balls while they do your manicure, pedicure, and hair. Btw, you're holding a glass of cranberry juice with crushed ice. I'll be expecting my apology later with my 1 hour honeymoon suite. Let's go honey!
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