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Public Intoxication by Zguidry on 04-12-2011
Mr. Miller is walking home after a party. He is drunk and is stopped by Officer Robertson.
Sir, have you been drinking tonight?
No sir.
The officer is not buying it. Mr. Miller is too drunk to stand up straight and is slurring his words.
What is that in your hand sir?
This? This is diet soda.
After Mr. Miller falls down, Officer Robertson askes him to take a breathalizer test. Mr. Miller refuses.
Your under arrest for public intoxication. You have the right to remain silent, anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorny. If you cannot afford an attorny, one will be appointed to you by the state.
I DON'T WANNA GO TO PRISON!!!
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