Over many years workers at "Destitution inc."had tried to EVADE the subject of the office-held TYRANNY around their dictator..uhr..I mean boss. For, all this TORMENTINGLY obvious statement would lead to is loss of jobs or futile QUIBBLING and no one wants that. |
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 | shoot me. |  |
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 | Last week's numbers didn't nearly fit up to the goal i had set in my head ten minutes ago,as a result i am dismade to inform you, no chrismas bonuses. |  |
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this constant TEETERING decision wheter or not to confront the boss was UNANIMOUS across the office. |
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 | ...I mean how can a man, even on this MALIGNANT, take away our christmas bonus. I almost want to walk in there and give him a peace of my mind...almost. |  |
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 | Yeah....On a completely unrelated note..um..are you free Friday? |  |
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but around the boss they did their jobs, they were CHAMELEONS showing their boss different colors, a different face, in hopes of a raise or promotion. |
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 | office in unison: you are the best boss we could wish for!!! |  |
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 | I must being doing something right. |  |
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