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 | Hi Captain...thanks for choosing our advertising agency! It's simple! Come up w/ a catch phrase, add it to music...people are so stupid, you could sell them ANYTHING! thats MY motto! These new Chicken Balls of yours will be a sensation!!! | |
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| I hope so...I am 80 something years olde, I could be dead tomorrow, my heirs are a bunch of scum sucking low lives and I want cash NOW. I intend to die broke...leave those butt swabs w/ the civil litigation, lawsuits and bankruptcy! Ha Ha! I've lived my life....so LET THE CAMERAS ROLL!! | |
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| Announcer: "look whats new for only 99 cents at the Captains today"!!! |
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| Beaks, Azz & Feet (lalala) Beaks, Azz & Feet (lalala) at less than a dollar for ten of them, the flavor can't be beat!..... Come to the Captain & get your Chicken Balls today!!! | |
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| You and your firm are geniuses! Sales are up, those punk hamburger outfits are starting to sweat again...I may never have to use real meat in any of my products ever again!!! | |
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| It's all in a jingle, a song and a smile...trust me. And you'll be dead LONG before your day in court is up! By the way, I have this waiver for you to sign..... | |
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