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| It is freezing out today. I got in my car and started it... | |
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| I thought I had to fart but I soiled my pants instead. | |
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| why the details...I do the same thing all the time...please shut up NOW.... | |
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| I changed as quick as I could...I did not even take another shower. You can smell my butt if you like. | |
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