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Today's Citizen by Waxworks on 02-21-2011
Hold it there, Mister. You don't look American to me. Got some ID?
I'm afraid not, officer. I left my wallet with my ID and condoms at your mother's house.
Wise guy, eh? I think I'm going to give you a full body cavity search.
Too late. Your mother already did that.
Well, then, I'm just going to have to blow you away, aren't I?
Your mother already did that, too.
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